bling theory
scientific theory based on the idea that all matter in the universe is interrelated and governed through a m-ssive network of invisible bling.
dr. dre, p.h.d., is giving a presentation on bling theory today.
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undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created. they taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg. usually given out by those who don’t really care about you, ie. teachers. -three months after easter- billy: i haven’t finished my easter eggs yet johnny: how?!? o.o billy: stupid […]
- blipper
another (perfectly acceptable) word for a remote control, most commonly used to refer to a television remote. “hey, can you p-ss me the blipper? i wanna change the channel” one who blips. kalli, you’re such a blipper sometimes. to put your d-ck in an electic outlet ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!
- Blliff
slang for the word b-tch.. often used around teachers as to not be given a demerit or get wrote up. teacher: “now hunney, there is no need to be rude to the girl.” child: “i know mrs. johnson! its just that she is such a..a blliff!”
- blondeyness
a person with blonde hair has ‘blondeyness’ me n kelly have blondeyness a person with blonde hair has ‘blondeyness’. me n kelly have blondeyness!
- blopez
to sh-t an enormous amount of sh-t yo, don’t blopez yet. i’m going in there… a rather large dump. brandon said, “hey guys, don’t go in there. i just took a large blopez.”