blinker phobia


an excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. this is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.
“gee greg why don’t you use ur blinker when u turn? all those people would stop honking!”

“ah i’m just a lazy f-ckin -sshole. i don’t give a sh-t bout following the law.”

“hmm i hope u get re ended dumb f-ck get over ur blinker phobia”

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