Blissed
a word used to describe the condition of a person that is stoned (blitzed) and drunk (p-ssed).
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v. combination of “blackberry” with “miss” to get “bliss”
when you forget to write someone back because you read their email on your blackberry, on the go; (double entendre that you are in bliss for thinking you have dealt with an email even though you have likely not responded as completely as if you were on your computer)
“i’m sorry i blissed your message the other day. i’ll be sure to write you back a (fuller) response later.”
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