a nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.
father mulveaney couldn’t help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at m*ss. he made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
- boiled ham dinner
when you eat out your wife or girlfriend’s hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy *ss after she’s been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. very popular during the summer baseball season. after another great cardinals victory on a hot july day, frank got his wife back home right […]
- bulgarian shouting match
an event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. it begins when one person farts. if another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a bulgarian shouting match. person #1: hey, welcome back! how was lunch at that new korean restaurant? person #2: yeah […]
the *n*l cavity in its entirety this sloot i know, britney, loves taking it up the b*mberchute when it’s her time of the month. she can’t go a day without some form of penetration.
- by jingo
in queensland it’s an iceblock on a stick can i have a by jingo? sure, i’m a by jingo seller. or am i?