blisterfeld


the situation in which when one is walking and nearly collides with another person, then each awkwardly shuffles from side to side in an attempt to p-ss the other, but they each take a step to the same side, and therefore block one another once again. this one step to the side is usually followed up by another step to the other side, by both people. one typically then relinquishes walking sp-ce to the other, so that they may continue on their way.
i was walking down the street, when i had a blisterfeld with this other guy. it took us a couple of seconds to get past each other.
n. 1.that awkward side-to-side motion you do when you’re trying to get past someone, and you each move the same way.

2. a weird uncomfortable shuffling between two people facing each other.
person a and person b shuffle awkwardly from side to side once attempting to walk past each other.

person a says to friend “that was one awkward blisterfeld”
that one awkward moment where you’re trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.
the only way to resolve a blisterfeld is a fight to the death. or a dance-off.

i got into a blisterfeld with this guy at the mall this morning.

i ran into this woman the other day when we both tried to walk around each other but went the same direction. what a blisterfeld!
the awkward dance that occurs when two strangers walking opposite directions encounter each other
“oh, sorry. excuse me. oops. you go that way, i’ll go this way. oh, cr-p…stupid blisterfeld.”
the awkward moment where you’re trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.
i went to p-ss jimmy in the hallway but he moved left at the same time i did, we were stuck in a blisterfeld.
a word for that one awkward moment where you’re trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.
person1: hey, did u see that hot girl?

person2: yeah, i just experienced blisterfeld with her.
that one awkward moment where you’re trying to get p-ssed someone and you both move the same way.
“dude, did you see that totally awkward little dance i did with that guy trying to get p-ssed me? total blisterfeld.”

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