Blizzard Burka
what women wear when it’s freezing cold out and snowing like the d-ckens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
martin: wow, this is some snowstorm!
laurie: martin, it’s me!
martin: laurie? i didn’t recognize you in your blizzard burka.
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