bloach

clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. the source is -ssumed to be v-g-n-l, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. causes include verklemption, elation, infirm v-g-n-, and surprise.
did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women’s toilet on the 4th floor of the foege building at uw?

when i poked it with a q-tip, i realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.

this bloach is chewy!
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bloated coach.
yeah, coach was so thin my freshman year, but now, he’s a total bloach.
an extremely obese, female girl/woman; usually found with a group of hotties. known for c-ck-blocking because it never gets any action. frowned upon by society.
that bloach needs to hit the gym before i vomit everywhere.
blown out (bloached out), blunt roach, lowest thc containing marajuana
yeah all i can get is that bloach so u should come back next week
p-ss that bloach, son!
yeah that b-tch i got with was bloached out…i couldn’t even feel the sides!
n;the burnt remains of a marijuana cigar. n; the roach from a blunt. plural bloaches.
after dan made $4000 in a week all you could in each of the five ashtrays throughout the house were bloaches. there was a bloach literaly in every ashtray in the house. word
a transliterations of baloch. the balochs inhabit the region of balochistan in the southeast corner of the iranian plateau in southwest asia, including parts of iran, afghanistan, and pakistan.
the bloach speak balochi, an iranian language.