bloatation
the effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of “ripped”
i yam suffering from bloatation today………my skin looks like a melted candle!
noun. to feel the repercussions of one’s menstrual cycle. the bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.
d-mn. i was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.
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