Blockade


a combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. a group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.
we’re not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.
non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a “wah” for the entire statement. (see definitions of block and wah)
bob: “blockade. this hot dog is way too big! it almost got stuck in my throat like three times. i just can’t swallow things this big anymore.:

gary: “nice blockade, bob.”

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