blockhead machine


a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them a blockhead.

there is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.
oh that moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he’s been merked

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