Blogasm
the feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see way more visitors than you expected.
“dude, last night i wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. this morning when i checked my stats and saw i had over 2,000 visits, i had a serious blogasm!”
-rg-sming to an erotic blog.
guy 1: yo, you read kayly’s blog yet?
guy 2: no, why?
guy 1: dude, it’s sooo freaking hot. i couldn’t control my urge, i forced a blogasm on myself.
guy 2: nice!! im’a go home and read it too!
-ssistant princ-p-l: wow, i know what your talking about. i blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. it’s soooo erotic!!!!!
guy 2: never mind…
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