bloke flu


the opposite of bird flu. it only affects males- and symptoms include having a running nose an “a bit of a headache”.
nevermind bird flu! have you heard about the bloke flu epidemic? the “bloke flu” epidemic has been round for years: it renders the unfortunate man bed ridden and usesless. the only cure- lucozade and tv under a duvet.

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