blokey pants
blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
‘blokey pants get over here with your big weapon’
‘what a beast! oh… he must be a blokey pants’
‘unge lunge… dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
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