blomp
a more appropriate sounding word for a blimp and its general movement
the blomp blomped around above the stadium.
to show excessive affection for on one’s blog. from glomp and blog.
guy: “man, have you seen how much sarah’s been talking about jim on her blog?”
girl: “yeah, she totally blomped him.”
much like the glomp known by anime fans, but without the pouncing start. included in the risembool ranger dictionary.
i have given the führer a blomp!
a blomp occurs when a woman’s br–sts (normally large) bounce against her body whilst walking/jumping.
“her t-ts are m-ssive! everytime she gets up and walks it’s just like blomp, blomp, blomp!”
a misspelling of the term “glomp”… now known as a b–b glomp
“she keeps blomping me! d:”
fat belly made of pudge
if someone has a blomp it means they have fat-ish belly but they are not actually overweight.
blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc…
it sits inside your -ss crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.
basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be -rs-d, you get blomp at the end of the day, when the remainder of the sh-t mixes with the natural sweat and begins blomp!
‘jesus christ, that was a hard day at work’
‘yea man, boss made us do a sh-t load of papers!’
‘one sec, need the toilet’
-in toilet-
‘arrr sh-t!!’
‘what isit?!?!?’
‘i got blomp man!!’
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