Blonde Devil


a very hot blonde chick that you dated.
in fact it was perfect until she turned into a raging sociopath and started taking offense at everything you said. therefore killing your desire to live or even eat or sleep. truly evil.

note: can possibly be stopped with food and cr-ppy music.
everything was going so great for alayna and i, then one day out of nowhere she kills my dogs, cats, and parents…all because i waited to give her valentine’s present after school. she had truly turned into the blonde devil.

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