Blonde Dyke


the thing that kanye west would give anything for.
“heard they do anything for a klondike. well i do anything for a blonde dyk-.”
a slang term meaning ‘white lesbian’. possibly re-appropriated to mean “-ssertiveness” and “toughness”.
“hey chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dyk-s?”

“no thanks, sterling, i’d rather eat a klondike.”

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