blonde



a girl of high s-xual attraction with a hair color of any variation of blonde, usually failing to have any other good qualities and typically unintelligent.
guy 1: “see that girlover there? she’s hot.”
guy 2: “yeah, she’s such a blonde though.”
a hair color sometimes -ssociated with unintelligence when in fact intelligence is not affected noticeably by hair color.
she’s blonde…who cares?
a hair color that’s a light gold color, and is usually -ssociated with ditziness and stupidity. usually they’re just as smart as people with other hair colors, but some of them act dumb because they think the whole “dumb blonde” thing is cute or something. they’re not necessarily prettier than brunettes or other hair colors, but some of them put extra effort into makeup, fashion and weight control because of what society expects of blondes. hair color is entirely superficial, and it’s extremely shallow to judge entirely on a physical feature that can be changed as easy as hair color. certainly some blondes are ditzy and stupid, but so can anyone. let their personality speak for itself, not their hair.
as a brunette, i haven’t noticed any correlation between blondes and ditziness at my school. some of them are even at the top of our cl-ss.
it’s a hair colour (gold, usually), not a personality trait.

the dumb blonde cliché started with the kinds of characters marylin monroe played in many of her movies. she usually played characters who were pretty ditsy, though sometimes she came through with some profoundly wise insight. so when people blame their ditsiness or naivety on being blonde, they are just pandering to a popular culture stereotype.

in other words, being blonde has nothing to do with being stupid. being stupid has everything to do with being stupid.
marylin monroe’s character, at the end of gentlemen prefer blondes, convinces her would-be father-in-law that women chasing after rich men is like men chasing after beautiful women.
a blonde is not a bleached brunette with a chemical spotlight on her inferior head.
britney spears is a bleached brunette. she is not a blonde.
people with blonde hair.

don’t over -n-lyze it.
idiot:dude! you think that blonde will suck my d-ck just because of her hair colour?

dude:don’t be a f-cking idiot.

idiot: but thats the highest rated definition for ‘blondes’ on urban dictionary dot com!

dude:well, whoever defined it like that is an -ss. besides, they defined it as ‘long’ d-cks you f-cking d-ckless moron.
a person (“blond” is gender-neutral; the added -e is specifically for a feminine context) whose hair color ranges from a pale yellow to light brown. this characteristic is somewhat common in people of european/caucasian stock, although it is said that natural blondes are becoming rarer.

a common trend in modern times is for people to dye their hair blond using a certain hair coloring agent. this trend is due to the depictions of blondes as symbols of beauty and attraction in the art and media outlets.
an example of a blonde is naomi watts. her fair hair glimmers every time she is on screen.
a hair color anywhere from extremely pale to sandy colored(lions coat color).
that girl’s hair is blonde.

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