blondephobiamitosis
1: the fear that if you dye your hair blonde in any shade, your iq will automatically drop to that of a boardsl-t.
2: if you’re blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch.
3: the way we brunettes act around the sk-nky blondes we all love and know.
blonde: like, wow, my nails are peachy keen pink. do you think, that, maybe, like, it might not, like, go with my, like eyelashes? wait-do eyelashes even have a color. i want to dye mine purple like barney. cool…
brunette: i think that i am going to kill myself-you’re the stupidest person i know. i think i’m suffering from blondephobiamitosis.
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