bloo moose
an “animal” first sighted in some sort of grocery store, most likely a walmart. this “animal” is considered dangerous. its weapon? incoherent babbling. the discoverer of this “animal” was a squirrel, his name was lost many-a-year ago. but in the squirrel’s diary it tells of wat he talked about.
entry 1:
run! the bloo moose is incoherently babbling!!!
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