Blood Eagle

one of the more barbaric tortures of the ancient norse style. the victim would either be cut down the front (a la disembowlment) and the ribs would be seperated, leaving the chest cavity open and unprotected. the other possible method was that the victim was cut from behind, the torturer digging his hands into the victim’s torso and to the front, and seperating the ribs in such a way that they came out through his back, giving the illusion of wings, and thus a “bl–dy eagle”.

although this is a grusome fate, it was almost humane in that it gave nearly instant death, if not from shock then from bloodloss. other methods of torture were meant to keep the victim alive and suffering. for example, one way was to put hot coals in the backs of the knees and elbows, burning the tendons, and tying the limbs in a manner that they would be completely flexed, so that they would heal in that way and the victim would be left with functionless limbs.
mr. craig: and in the year 512 elephants from new orleans ravaged the plains of normandy though the french king henry vii did much to appease them.
joe: d-mn it, mr. craig, that never happened.
mr. craig: mr. palombit, if you interrupt me once more i will blood eagle you.
joe:… (horrified silence)
a grotesque form of torture and execution practiced by the vikings. the victim’s ribs were severed near the spine and the ribs were spread out in a pattern that resembled the wings of an eagle. salt was often poured into the dying victms wounds.
the orkneyinga saga contains a famous account of the blood eagle
p-ssing out spread eagle with blood stains on your panties.
sh-t, rob, i just started my period. whatever happens tonight don’t let me p-ss out blood eagle.