Blood Pony


a really awesome and manly vampire pony. not gay at all.

they are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood…. and you die by blood pony!
“oh look! what a pretty pony! i shall mount this pony! what fun!”

“gnarrllll yumm yum i am the blood pony slurrrrpppp”

…. and you’re dead….

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