Bloodcock
a bloodc-ck is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. a bloodc-ck may find often times that his male member will become bl–dy when erect.
friend 1: dude did you f-ck christy last night?
friend 2: no man she was giving me a bl-wj-b and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. now my c-ck bleeds every time i get a b-n-r or broner.
friend 1: wow sounds like you have a bloodc-ck
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the blood-covered p-n-s after s-xual intercourse. can occur in either taking a woman’s virginity, abnormally violent s-x, or v-g-n-l intercourse during the menstrual period.
chris, if you play your cards right, maybe you’ll be next to wear the bloodc-ck.
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