Bloody Mary Sex

an incredibly elaborate s-x act requiring precisely three people. person a takes a very hot shower so his b-lls are hanging rather low and then scoops his b-lls up and on top of his b-n-r. he then sticks his b-n-r between his legs and closes his legs so that his b-lls are up front and his b-n-r is sticking out back.

person a now waddles backwards and sticks his b-n-r into person b’s -ss/c-nt (cannot be mouth). person a does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to f-ck person b, but all the while person a is keep his legs closed and his b-lls up front.

just prior to climax person a will point to person c and scream ‘bl–dy mary’! it is at this time that person c, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at person a’s awkwardly exposed b-lls with a paddle or baseball bat.

only moments before person a blows his load, person c will strike person a in the b-lls so that upon busting, person a will blow a bl–dy c-mshot into person b’s -ss/c-nt. thus completing the ‘bl–dy mary’.
larry: “hey lawrence, i couldn’t help but notice in the locker room that your b-lls are black and blue. you ok?”

lawrence: “oh, it’s no big deal. me, rachel, and rob had bl–dy mary s-x last night. and i’ll tell ya what, rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!”