Bloody Russian
a mixture of c-ke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.
jim sat down at the bar and ordered a bl–dy russian.
a bl–dy russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk -ss & decides to p-ss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. blame it on the grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.
wife “hi honey, had a hard day? let me make you a nice c-cktail.”
husband “yeah b-tch, make yourself useful and make me a few.”
wife “sure thing sweety. extra cherries? i call it a bl–dy russian”
1. smirnoff ice topped off with a shot of chamborg.
2. tasty mix invented by the bellinator
jesus christ man, 8.50 for a bl–dy russian. you guys suck!!!
when a woman gets around to her time of the month, she keeps her menstrual spillage in a pitcher and puts it in the fridge. the next time she has s-xual intercourse, she shares it with her partner as a tasty treat.
dude, veronica totally hosted a bl–dy russian last night, it was f-cking disgusting.
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