bloody wanker


a british insult. usually “bl–dy” means “f-cking” in america. bl–dy w-nker would mean in america “f-cking d-ckhead”
that bl–dy w-nker cut me off.
british definition for f-cking jerkoff
joe and mark are bl–dy w-nkers, they stole my bike
british definition for f-cking jerkoff
joe and mark are bl–dy w-nkers, they stole my bike
somebody who w-nks it so much that their p-n-s actually bleeds!
you bl–dy w-nker!!! i bet your d-ck is all chaft and bl–dy!
a phrase that americans think british/irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bl–dy and w-nker together.

“bl–dy” is quite a mild swear word whereas ” w-nker” is quite harsh.

the two words just don’t go together.
saying ” bl–dy w-nker” on the internet screams “i’m an american!”
them: g-d you’re a bl–dy w-nker!

me: you’re an american aren’t you?
somebody that m-st-rb-t-s every day
shut up you bl–dy w-nker…and go download some p-rn
a british person who w-nks (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day….especially zandy
the british counselor at my camp was a blopdy w-nker….but not as much as zandy is

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