blooger


a bl–dy booger, atrociously picked by by persons with little regard for hygiene or interpersonal communication
“you meet the new programmer?”

“nope, i refuse to shake the hand of any person who can mine a blooger of such scale out of his nostrils.”
a bl–dy booger. a combination of dirt, dust, toxicants and pollutants which have attached to the inner wall of the nasal p-ssage for so long that when plucked from the nose it comes out soaked in blood.
dude – did you see the size of that blooger he stuck to the bottom of the conference room table?
the author of a particularly petty, hostile web log, i.e.,

a snotty blogger.
i just read that emo kid’s blog. he’s such a blooger!
a booger, but the hard kind, not the slimy kind
that ugly guy keeps digging for bloogers in his nose and eating them

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