bloomer pudding
an archaic appalachian slang term for sm-gm—the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the cl-toris.
the stripper paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.
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the result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow
“can you believe paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?”
“stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding”
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