Bloomingdale brown purse
after a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a cr-p in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during s-x.
man, this girl was so annoying last night that i had to bloomingdale brown purse her.
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