Bloomington/Normal
sister cities located in central illinois. famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the united states. also home to a state university teeming with std’s.
student 1: what are you doing in bloomington/normal today?
student 2: after cl-ss, i’m going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some applebee’s for dinner.
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