Bloompy
noun
a name applied to someone who is a late-bloomer (someone who does things long after others do).
he is never a la mode; he is a bloompy.
having some poor gal (or guy) give you a bl-w j-b while you’re taking a dump. eww.
“did you know that gene simmons likes to make groupies give him a bloompy?”
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