bloop shlump
the most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. usually refered to the act of one playing with another one’s t-ts of the same gender. most commonly known as to make one sh-t themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. also known as entertaing one’s sick disturbing mind.
yes you gay ho…it means to f-ck with one’s t-ts.
person a: hey bob, what is cracking?
person b: not much. just walking with my shirt off.
person a: (bloop shlumps person b and runs away laughing and p-ssing his pants)
person b: (no longer in the situation due to one sh-tting themself )
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