Blortload


a very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. semi-officially, a bloartload is “one more than too f-cking many”.
jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a blortload of firewood in preparation.

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