bloser


a typical fan of the portland trailblazers, who is still bitter from their failures to win a championship since 1977. a true loser in life, he also cries over this team of arrogant, spoiled, selfish criminals.
the 400 pound bloser fell out of his wheelchair when he saw the trailblazers choke another playoff game.

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