blossifer


an imaginary animal creature created during a math cl-ss in early 2006. appearance is “freaking huge,” hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a jack russel terrier. used in english primarily as a filler when you can’t think of anything else.
“………….hey, i want a dog.”
“well you can blow it out your -ss.”
“how about a blossifer?”
“wtf?”

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