Bloturd
getting a bl-wj-b whilst taking a sh-t. the trick is to time the c-mshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. the t-rd pushing action will give the c-mshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick’s mouth.
hey bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the blot-rd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from neil the other day?
hey baby, i’ve gotta take a sh-t. how bout giving me a blot-rd while we’re in there?
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