Blow Job À La Mode
the act of performing oral s-x with ice cream. while this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.
a couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a bl-w j-b à la mode
girl: can we try rainbow sherbet?
guy: that’s what the gay’s use.
girl: york peppermint pattie?
guy: that might burn.
girl: neapolitan
guy: maybe if two if your friends come over.
girl: french vanilla?
guy: how will you know what’s what afterwords?
girl: chocolate?
guy: giddy up. put it in the microwave while i drop trow.
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