blow my junk off


the act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.
mitch-ll: mom i am going to blow my junk off if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to wow!!!

mom: mitchy noo!

mitch-ll: no warcraft ,no junk!!!

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