Blowing kisses
the act of recovering from such a m-ssive dookey that your -n-s convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.
that is the last time i eat that much food, after i took a sh-t my -ss was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.
farting
me: i’ve been blowing kisses since i ate that taco h-ll.
coworker: that sh-t pwned you, doggy.
when a girl is chillen and sitting on the couch in her underwear. then she moves and slightly shifts her underwear, and exposing herself..
if her v-g-n- slips out of her underwear she is blowing kisses
oops! sorry i just blew a kiss
hey friend, your blowing kisses!
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