Blowing the bundle
the explosive release of c-m from the female v-g-n- hours after s-x. a true bundle blow can only be achieved by a female when a tremendous amount of c-ck force & c-m has been released in the v-g-n-. often the blowing of the bundle is a pleasant surprise as it arrives 1 to 2 hours after intercourse. blowing the bundle has been known to cause blindness if one is unfortunate enough to be observing the v-g-n- hours after this kind of c-m force c-cking as the bundle is released @ mach speed. like earthquakes the 1st release is followed by less severe releases as the initial blast. often refered to as reverse h–rding of the jerky as the v-g-n- has gathered up the m-ssive release of their partner.
person 1-golly i’ve got to do something about barry. he’s ruining my chances of meeting other guys and not to mention destroying every pair of underwear i own. person 2-geez, how’s he doing that?? person 1-he’s always h–rding all that jerky and let’s it all go in me. everytime he does i’m sure to be blowing the bundle an hour later. i had a date the other night but i almost took his eyes out when i started blowing the bundle when he went down on me. person 2-d-mn that barry!
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