Blowjohn
a blowjohn is when you lie / tell your friends you received fallacio from this totally attractive male or female when you definitely did not
guy : hey bros, i totally got fallacio this weekend at the movies by the new chick.
bros : you sure you’re not lying
new chick : hes totally lying, cl-ssic blowjohn
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