bloyab


the name of a statement that causes anger/happiness even though the statement is false on a major networking site, or a statement that confuses other people and causes pointless emotional reaction.
person #1: “obama will buy me a car if i vote for him”
person #2: “your bloyab just made you look like an idiot”
p1: “me and (insert name here) are getting married after dating for 4 weeks and are going to be happy for the rest of our lives!”
p2: “you’re an idiot, and quit saying bloyabs that just frustrate people”
p1: “fox news is not a conservative network”
p2: “that bloyab just cost you your say in any future argument”
p1: “i just bought a penguin from joe down the street and when i brought him home he lit up a smoke and kicked me in the nuts”
p2: “wtf?”
p1: “marijuana is a drug”
p2: “bloyab”
p1: “the holocaust never happened”
p2: “careful now, that bloyab could earn you a punch to the face from an old jewish guy, or a palestinian”
p1: “racism no longer exists”
p2: “you are an official bloyaber”
p1: “iran does not have any nuclear weapons”
p2: “(screaming) ahh!! we have a nuclear bloyaber! run!”

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