bludgeon your brown eye blue
to -n-lly “bludgeon” or plunder another’s colon to the point of turning it blue.
cory, don’t make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like i did to fabio lastnight, his -sshole is so blue it’s truly bludgeoned!
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