Blue Ball Cry


the uncontrolled act of whimpering when a man who ain’t gettin’ any of anything s-xual besides what he looks up, upon seeing something in real life that is incredibly s-xy, the man lets out a sad whimper deep down from his b-lls.
when i saw that -ss in the hallway i let out a blue ball cry.

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