Blue Balling
1. a painful sensation felt when a man is constantly aroused without -j-c-l-t-ng or when -j-c-l-t-ng three or four times over a short period
2. the painful feeling of all your sperm fighting their way out of your p-n-s, usually occurs when girl stops during s-xual intercourse before the man -j-c-l-t-s
1. last night i was in the middle of banging amy when her parents came in, i was blue balling for an hour after that.
2. have you ever tried to w-nk off as many times as you could and until it hurts… that is blue balling
when a chick has a dude whipped and she doesn’t give him any play. originates from the greek “blu-” meaning bruised, and the latin “ballus” meaning b-lls. definition comes from the way that his b-lls get bruised from being tempted over and over, but never actually getting the goods.
friend: you are over at your girl’s house all the time, she must really put out.
whipped: no, actually she doesn’t.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
a figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. this comes from the term blue b-lls but used in everyday situations not related to s-x.
d-mn. i’ve been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. ups is blue balling me.
we had a date scheduled since monday and she flaked out last minute. she is blue balling me heart.
i’ve been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. american airlines is blue balling me.
to ditch, leave in the dust, break plans, hose, etc.
you totes blueballed me last night! where were you?
the act or s-xual pleasing a man (or sh-m-l-) in some way, and then right before he/she is about to -rg-sm, you squeeze the base of the p-n-s until it goes limp. heard to be quite painful.
“dude i got this chick to give me a hand job but she ended up blueballing me and my b-lls have been in pain 2 days after that.”
to screw over your friends in a way that breaks the first law of man. bros before hos.
guy 1: hey dude i’ll be over for beers later…oh sheite just got a text from emily…i’ll see you tomorrow
guy 2: your freaking blue balling me!
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