blue card


a harsh highschool payout used on anyone who is dating someone much younger than themselves, meaning dealing with children, as you would need to be a teacher or nanny.
see cradlesn-tcher
duuude, you’re sixteen and going out with a twelve year old. you need a blue card…

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