Blue crabs
blue grabs is where you have a fungal infection which grows on your toenail which grows in your mouth( teeth and tongue) instead.
blue crabs is where after you suck on someones toes because you have a foot fetish and they have a fungal infection on there toenail the fungal starts to grow in your teeth on your tongue
when a female squeezes and twists a man’s b-lls till they turn dark blue. then the male prepares for intercourse by clamping his hands like a crab.
“i was in the mood for sushi, so sarah gave me a blue crab.”
Read Also:
- without warning
anyone with a monotone voice saying getting p-ssed off and swearing with no emotion without warning. ivan kovanda “i went to the movies and i was like f-ck you”-without warning ivan kovanda ” will anyone at the party suck my d-ck” without warning- “son of a b-tch” “motherf-cker” ivan kovanda “you took a sh-t on […]
- Blumpkin Backfire
toilet water that splashes on one’s chin while giving a blumpkin. clean off your face, baby, you’ve got some blumpkin backfire on your chin. when you have received so many blumpkins that you can only -rg-sm when you smell sh-t. when people fart you wind up following them around, nose to their -ss, and jacking […]
- Bobbicorn
a mystical creature with the head and body of a unicorn, the legs of a kangaroo and a d-ld- for a horn. holy sh-t i just saw a bobbicorn!!
- bob ross good
when something is so relaxing, that it is bob ross good. or in other words; so f-cking soothing it causes your ears to tickle and you slip into unconsciousness. “that chick’s voice is so f-cking amazing, it’s bob ross good.”
- bocb
an acronym for the phrase “bobbys official c-ck block” bobby – i cant figure out why im not gettin any kendyl – cuz im your bocb