blue cunt


when a women becomes incredibly turned on and is about to have s-x with a guy, but the guy decides not to have s-x with her or it just doesn’t happen due to unforeseen circ-mstances.

aka the female version of blue b-lls.
girl 1: “he was so hot and right before we f-ck he p-sses out, giving me a particularly severe case of blue c-nt.”
girl 2: “that sucks.”

guy 1: “did you f-ck that girl last night?”
guy 2: “nah dude i realized i had to go somewhere important and left her house early, she must of had some bad blue c-nt.”

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