Blue Insurance
insuring the probability your p-n-s will be way swollen when the b-tch goes horizontal by taking a v–gr- pill or generic ed medicine.
i took blue insurance right after i pulled the dirty wh-r- out of the bar so i would be confident i would light up her box like a christmas tree.
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