Blue Max


when having -n-l s-x with a woman over the toilet, upon the exact moment of -j-c-l-t–n, you dunk her head into the chemically treated water.
man, just as i was bustin’ a nut, the b-tch wouldn’t stop screamin’ so i gives her a blue max.
a prussian medal givin to the red baron among other people

the second half of the best iced earth song ever (red baron/blue max)
the red baron won the blue max
blue max, who shares initials with the word bowel movement, is in fact synonomous with that word.
i’m gonna go take a blue max.

don’t forget to wipe your mrshadow.
well-known member of the online rpg “kingdom of loathing”. he is usually portrayed as a young funloving teen, who always wears a bowler and holds a martini. he is also a member of the famous clan “alliance from h-ll”. he writes and draws a popular comic called “familiar follies”, which centers on the madcap antics of his pets.
“if only every time ghostdog made a r-t-rded thread, i got a cookie.”

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