Blue Pikachu
the s-xual act where while penetrating -n-lly, you take jumper cables connected to a car battery, and at the moment of -rg-sm, you hitch the jumper cables to the females nipples and yell pikachuuuuuuuuu. the electricity should cause the -sshole to tighten m-ssively around the p-n-s, causing unbelievable tightness.
man 1: dude, my gf still has electricity burns from the blue pikachu i gave her.
man 2: how’d you get it out of there?
man 1: lot’s of lube.
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